i was bored once…but then my imagination took hold of me and whisked me away into a state of oblivious nothingness….and that’s where i am right now

i guess that title qualifies as the longest title i have ever seen, but you know the deal; i say what i think, you think\comment on what you think, life goes on and most of us live happily ever after untill something bad happens to them. … now if your wondering why the world exists, why you exist, why the world exists, and what the meaning of life is, i cant really help you there. but i might be able to solve some confusion in the vast chasm between your cranial walls:

  1. If anyone asks you if the glass is half full or half empty, simply retort,”it really depends on the circumstance, the glass is only half full if you are filling it up, but if it just happens that you are drinking from it, the glass is half empty.” therefore solving the simple “half-full/empty dilema” but if that answer just ceases to fufill your philisophical thirst for the completion of your inner mojo, just drink the glass of water and forget about it, because there is no right answer other than my own.
  1. If anyone asks you if you understand what the definition of procrastinaton is, dont answer, just tell them you will think about it and you will get back to them later.

now for what i came into my room and sat down in front of my computer to enjoy the brain atrophing digital goodness that is the internet: my pankakes i made for dinner.

so there i was sitting on my couch complaning at my mom about how hungry i was and how on earth i could be hungry 10 mins. after i finished eating a hamburger, I decided to make pancakes.

after the first two batches of pancakes i began to drift off into a state of ovlivious nothingness and decided to make a smiley face pancake, so i did  DSC01619.JPG

and then i slid farther into oblivion with a stickman+lol  DSC01625.JPG

what woke me up was the fact that my pancakes tasted like  DSC01626.JPG

ok i already posted something not that intellegent…..but it was fun

2 Responses to “i was bored once…but then my imagination took hold of me and whisked me away into a state of oblivious nothingness….and that’s where i am right now”

  1. Dad Says:

    While I appreciate the philosophical musings of my favorite 15-year old, I have to comment on the half-full/half-empty glass.

    As a philosopher myself, I have had folks ask me about the half-full/half-empty glass. One quite serious inquisitor said, “Hey, it’s not half-empty OR half-full: I ordered a Coke!” Yet another said, “I just drink out of the tap. Who cares about the glass!?”

    To them I answered, “You’re all wrong. The correct philosophical response is, ‘The glass is simply too big.’”

    Ponder that…

  2. Vinny Says:

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh What??? You just confused me great.

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